I Think I'm Turning into a Hoarder...
>> Wednesday, October 20, 2010
...a MASCARA hoarder, that is!
While I was getting ready for work this morning, I went to pull out my mascara and wasn't sure whether it was new or old. Why would I wonder this? Because apparently I don't know how to throw my old mascara away. I have 3, yes THREE, of the same mascara in my makeup bag. Once I feel like one is running out, I go buy a new one, open it, and start using it. All while leaving the old one with my makeup, because it MIGHT still have some in it. I mean, what if I need emergency mascara one day? (Yes, I truly imagine cases where EMERGENCY MASCARA is relevant.)
On top of all of that, I am starting to notice that I have a mascara addiction. Not only do I have an inability to throw old mascara away, I fall for every mascara advertisement and scheme. I swear that every time I go into Target I am lured to the cosmetics aisle looking for new mascara. As of this morning, I had 8 different tubes of mascara (11 tubes total) in my makeup bag. EIGHT DIFFERENT MASCARAS. And if that's not bad enough, I have another 2 tubes in my purse. That is 13 tubes of mascara! Let's take a moment to bask in the insanity of that...
My name is Vibrant Wife and I have a problem.
Since thinking about cleaning out my mascara collection gives me anxiety, I think I'll just share my (current) favorites: